"Hey man, want some pretzels?"

"What? Uhh yea, I'll eat some of your giant pretzel, I guess."

wham!

"Ha! Turns out it's not a pretzel, it was a giant club with spikes on it!"

"OWE!!! MY FACE! DAMN YOU! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HIT ME? CHAD SACK, DROK DAMN IT!"

Written by MeepleDad

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